Du vet att du läser för mycket TvTropes när...
Jag har uppvisat följande tecken från den här listan (Längsta-Inlägget-Någonsin ¨'__¨' Läser du hela får du en kaka :D)
- You find almost all your new fiction from this site. (Självklart! Hur ska man annars hitta nya serier?)
- You watch shows you never planned to, just to see the things listed in Fetish Fuel HIGH OCTANE NIGHTMARE FUEL :D. (Jag planerar att se på varje serie som är listad där ^_^ Hitills har den fått Charles att läsa D. Gray-man, Neon Genesis Evangelion och Serial Experiments Lain...Och antagligen några andra som jag inte kommer på just nu)
- You NEVER have to ask Do We Have This One
- You really wonder if you have seen a trope a million times
If you're a writer:
- You apply the Mary Sue Litmus Test to every character, just to make sure you never have one. (Med undantag för de gånger som Charles gör Mary Sue-karakärer med flit :D)
- You think about what tropes you are using in your works and fantasize about the day when your work will have examples on this site. - You add hyperlinks to your internal dialogue. (Gör inte alla det?:O?)
- You become pleasantly surprised when your Genre Savvy is wrong because a given movie/series has pulled off a good Trick Twist. (Det är dock sorgligt att det händer så sällan -.-')
- You don't have to look up how to spell Phlebotinum. (Heheheh, man lär sig efter ett tag ^_^ )
- TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary in the following ways:
- You use Wiki Words constantly even when talking to non-tropers and you don't even notice until they ask you what you're on about. (Konstant är subjektivt. Men Charles kan inte längre beskriva en serie utan att nämna en trop ¨'___¨')
- You have ever wished that you could use Pot Holes in conversation. (Alltid, det hade varit så mycket enklare T_T) - Not only do you hang lampshades in everyday conversation, you also hang lampshades on the fact you are hanging lampshades. ("Nämen se! En lampskärm!" är en mening som på något sätt smygit sig in i mitt ordförråd.)
- You are able to guess what potholes will link to before rolling over them (Det är för det mesta väldigt enkelt till och med).
- Someone tells you they "hit a pothole" and you immediately think of linked text (Finns det andra användningsområden för det ordet?)
- Whenever you see blue text on a non-wiki website you immediately, often unconsciously, click it or roll over it.
- Bonus points if you die a little inside when you find out it's not a pothole (Det borde vara olagligt att använda blå text för reklam eller små skyltar med info :'( - You have ever, at all, referred to the Moral Of The Story as an 'Aesop'. (Det är min första tanke, även om jag pratar svenska :P)
- One of your iPod playlists is titled Nightmare Fuel. (Byt ut Ipod mot mediaplayer :P)
- Another is titled So Bad Its Good.
- Another is titled Made Of Win.
- And yet another titled Can of Ear Worms. - You know the meaning of all the Tropes Of Legend from memory
- You are watching the explanation of a zombie plague, and you are tempted to shout, "You Fail Biology Forever!" (Man behöver faktiskt inte ens läsa TvTropes för att dra den slutsatsen :P)
- You start thinking of common real life occurrences as tropes, and sort of mentally propose and categorise them. (Jag har en lista nedskriven någonstans :D Komplett med potholes!)
- You say "It's Truth In Television" instead of "It happens in Real Life." (Truth In Television låter ungefär 528 gånger coolare :D)
- You expect other people to know what a Big Bad is. (Det är lika grundläggade som gångertabellen i mina ögon)
- You expect other people to be able to recognize a Five Man Band.
- Or describe you and your friends as one. (Nej, men den måste vara med för att nästa ska vara förståelig)
- Or as Three Amigos. (Jag, Evve och Oliver var detta i våran barndom ^_^) - You run into more difficulty than usual when talking about tropes to real people because you realize you can't call tropes by their names but you don't know what else to call them. (Implicerar de att tropers inte är riktiga människor?)
- You have ever used Chekhov without referring to the writer Anton Chekhov, in a phrase other than Chekhov's Gun.
- Don't know who Anton Chekhov is but you do know what Chekhov's Armoury is. - When you say "Take That!". And think of TV Tropes
- You say "You are not alone" instead of "Me too". (Detta är mera PGA vissa personers missbrukande av uttrycket än pga tvtropes.)
- You're aware of how often the above actually happens on this Wiki but aren't quite sure why. - When people start speaking about any series, despite you having never seen it, you can give an accurate estimation of what happens in it (Det är sorgligt hur enkelt det händer! TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!)
- You have ever contemplated the possibility of actually adding tropes to the dictionary. (Det finns minst 100 stycken som redan är en del av min word-ditionary (svenskt ord?))
- You receive an open-ended research writing assignment and immediately wonder, "Can I use my Troping knowledge to come up with a topic for this?"
- You have a long list of things you must read or see when you have time, all of which you would not know about had they not come up as examples of some trope or other.
- The list never gets shorter because you're always here. - You suffer Hype Aversion towards series nobody outside of this wiki's heard of, just because they're so Trope Overdosed.
- When someone talks about "the pot holes getting really bad", it takes you several minutes to realize they mean the local roads. (så DET är vad ett pothole är!)
- Your initial reaction to anything happening is "This should go in Troper Tales".
- Your mind starts incorporating Trope names as regular thoughts and you barely notice it.
- You consider Poes Law, Chandlers Law, Bechdels Rule, and the rest of the Laws And Formulas on par with the laws of thermodynamics. (:D)
- So Yeah has become a normal part of your everyday speech pattern for some reason. (Likaså "Or is it?")
- Your vision has gotten substantially worse from the eye strain that comes with spending hours a day on TV Tropes. (Det är en förklaring...xD)
- When you see red links on other websites you freak out when they actually have content.
- You're disappointed that you haven't "scored" as highly on fulfilling all the points of this list.
- You actually read this entire list.
- You no longer wonder how you managed to get from TVTropes will ruin your life to Autobots, rock out!
- You've never seen a show, but you know it so well that you can complain about it with none of the guilt
- If you've actually read this far, there's no doubt about it. You're addicted. You've been booked into a rehab clinic for 4:00. Don't be late!
- Goshdang it! I missed it, I was on TV Tropes all day!
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Postat av: varelsen
rehab - u needz it
nu vill jag ha en kaka D:
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